(This is only a joke)

Man wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees a glass of water and a bottle of aspirin and the side table. He sits up and notices all his clothing in front of him all clean, and neatly pressed. Man looks around the room, and sees that it is in order, spotless and clean. ┬áHe takes the aspirin, and there is a note on the table. ‘Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go shopping. Love you!’

Man leaves bedroom, and the rest of the house is immaculate too. He goes to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning paper. His son is sitting at the table eating. Man asks, “Son. what happened here last night?”

His son says “Well you came home around 3am, drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.”

Confused, Man asks, “So why is everything in order and so clean? And breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh that! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you said ‘Get your hands off me b*tch! I’m married!'”

 

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~ by Honest Waffle on 31/12/2010.

One Response to “(This is only a joke)”

  1. LOL good one!

    The truth is, women really don’t ask for much. To us fidelity is the first thing we want offer to the man we love and it’s only fair to expect the same right? But apparently it’s a lot to ask for in a man.

    Pfft.

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